Why I just love Trump.

Elephant Journal
The Daily Mindful
Published in
2 min readApr 19, 2024

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Lemme tell you why I like Trump. And when I say “like,” I mean “love.” And when I say “love,” I mean “worship.” And when I say “worship,” I mean I’m scared of him.

Why am I scared of him? Because he’s so strong and manly and dominating. You know, avoiding the draft like a coward while making fun of those who’ve served, belittling their service at every turn. And what a business man! He knows how to steal and con with the…

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